HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I? (Stolen again from Violet Virus )


[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (tricycle)
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 3

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (duh! I saw one in K-zone)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow (I'm not that excited )
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (LOL)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure (LOL)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.(ew...)

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I use both hands when doing projects or research)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (placed a strip of paper in a lit candle)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (elementary)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 1

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (book journal and animal crossing)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (sometimes, and just last time)
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 5
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill.